Monday, March 31, 2008

Yi-Lan (宜蘭) Trip

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Britney Spears Not That Messed Up

Troubled pop diva Britney Spears shocked her critics by delivering a stunning guest performance on the CBS TV series How I Met Your Mother, which aired Monday night.

According to reviews, Ms. Spears played her role with commitment, focus, and a true sense of purpose—much the same way she applies herself to self-destructive partying and tediously predictable crotch shots.

"I wanted to prove I could still get the job done," an enthusiastic and remarkably coherent Spears told reporters Tuesday. "It was important for me to reveal my deeply private inner self through the medium of acting, in much the same way I let paparazzi see my cooter."

Members of the popular television show's cast and crew reacted favorably to the unpredictable and bouncy siren's comeback.

"Britney's a delight to work with," said series regular Neil Patrick Harris, "and extremely underrated in terms of her dedication to the acting craft. She never fell down or vomited on the set, not even once."

It was a thrilling comeback for the former Mouseketeer, following her high-profile arrests, hospitalizations, child-custody battles, divorce from Kevin Federline, and general skankiness.

A previous attempt at regaining her credibility ended badly last September when Ms. Spears appeared live at the MTV Video Music Awards. The audience failed to appreciate her carefully constructed and emotionally complex impersonation of a listless, chemical-abusing, out-of-shape, sleepwalking, Los Angeles strip club dancer.

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Life Still Has A Meaning

If there is a future there is time for mending-
Time to see your troubles coming to an ending.

Life is never hopeless however great your sorrow-
If you're looking forward to a new tomorrow.

If there is time for wishing then there is time for hoping-
When through doubt and darkness you are blindly groping.

Though the heart be heavy and hurt you may be feeling-
If there is time for praying there is time for healing.

So if through your window there is a new day breaking-
Thank God for the promise, though mind and soul be aching,

If with harvest over there is grain enough for gleaning-
There is a new tomorrow and life still has meaning.

Unconditional Love

A story is told about a soldier who was finally coming home after having fought in Vietnam. He called his parents from San Francisco.

"Mom and Dad, I'm coming home, but I've a favor to ask. I have a friend I'd like to bring home with me."

"Sure," they replied, "we'd love to meet him."

"There's something you should know the son continued, "he was hurt pretty badly in the fighting. He stepped on a land mind and lost an arm and a leg. He has nowhere else to go, and I want him to come live with us."

"I'm sorry to hear that, son. Maybe we can help him find somewhere to live."

"No, Mom and Dad, I want him to live with us."

"Son," said the father, "you don't know what you're asking. Someone with such a handicap would be a terrible burden on us. We have our own lives to live, and we can't let something like this interfere with our lives. I think you should just come home and forget about this guy. He'll find a way to live on his own."

At that point, the son hung up the phone. The parents heard nothing more from him. A few days later, however, they received a call from the San Francisco police. Their son had died after falling from a building, they were told. The police believed it was suicide. The grief-stricken parents flew to San Francisco and were taken to the city morgue to identify the body of their son. They recognized him, but to their horror they also discovered something they didn't know, their son had only one arm and one leg.

The parents in this story are like many of us. We find it easy to love those who are good-looking or fun to have around, but we don't like people who inconvenience us or make us feel uncomfortable. We would rather stay away from people who aren't as healthy, beautiful, or smart as we are. Thankfully, there's someone who won't treat us that way. Someone who loves us with an unconditional love that welcomes us into the forever family, regardless of how messed up we are.

Tonight, before you tuck yourself in for the night, say a little prayer that God will give you the strength you need to accept people as they are, and to help us all be more understanding of those who are different from us!!!

There's a miracle called Friendship That dwells in the heart You don't know how it happens Or when it gets started But you know the special lift It always brings And you realize that Friendship Is God's most precious gift!

Friends are a very rare jewel, indeed. They make you smile and encourage you to succeed They lend an ear, they share a word of praise, and they always want to open their hearts to us.

Monday, March 24, 2008

International Stupid Club

The past weekend has to be the worst 2 days of my life.
I was stupid and naive for joining those bunch of freaks
to Yi-Lan County (宜蘭縣) for a field trip.

I knew i couldn't mix well with them,
but thanks to my stupid retarded brain,
i thought "why not?"
That thought cost me my 2 days of R&R, my camera and my dignity.

I mean, who in the world karaoke for 5 hours straight on a bus??!!
And another 6 hours at the motel, with an additional 5 hours on the way back?
Geez. They sound worst than pigs being butchered.

Anyway, my camera fell into the waterfall,
i've had less than 2 hours of sleep,
i've to endure their shriek and screams,
no one but Hueih Ling, Jun Ying, Qiao Qian, Mei Yan, Xing Mei would talk to me.
There goes my precious weekend.
Along with my camera.

And my dang Swatch died,
oh, and my goddamn laptop's mic slot.

Welcome to my fucked up life.

I think i wanna start an opposition International Student Association,
recruiting those international student that were being treat unfairly.

Ma Ying Jeou won, DAP and other opposition party won more seats than UMNO predicted,
so why can't i?

Jesse McCartney - Leavin' [new single!!!!]

New single off Jesse's upcoming album Departure

this is like the most sexual mv of Jesse.
Guess he's trying to break out from the Disney image.
Lol, love his new look, kinda sexy.

Anyway, heard he's the one who co-wrote Leona Lewis's smash- Bleeding Love
along with Ryan Tedder of OneRepublic.
Jesse's managing company thought the song was too "trashy"
and decided to drop from his album and gave it to Leona,
and guess what, it's like the biggest song of all time.
Guess they're kicking their back side real hard now.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Teenagers these days..

there's something really wrong with the teens these days...