Happy Chinese New Year!!! 恭喜發財!!!

Happy Chinese New Year ya'll!!!!

PAS threaten to ban Rihanna's concert!

Um, honestly,
as i said it many times before,
Beyonce's, Gwen Stefani's, Avril Lavigne's etc,
and now, Rihanna.

Apparently, PAS is trying hard to ban
Rihanna's Good Girl Gone Bad tour in Kuala Lumpur
next month, citing that it's an insult to eastern culture.
(What the fuck they know about culture?!)

Guess what?
On top of obscene clothing and being too sexy and stuff,
those crackheads manage to add one more
brainless excuse for their intention of banning the concert.
The war between the Israel and Gaza Strip.

These Islamic morons are either stupid
or has too many time on their hands to be wasted for
they are constantly trying to ban everything.

Onto another sad case,
apparently, Taliban's are trying hard to eliminate girl's school
in Islamabad. I mean, do they live in the stone age or what?

There are many reasons why people are afraid of Islamic follower.
Friends and lecturers of mine expresses their fear on
Islamic follower when they heard that i am from an Islamic country.

According to history, Islam is associated with many great civilization and culture,
but it seems Islam is more popular for being violent and bloody.

Not that i have anything against the religion,
but, i doubt Allah asked his followers to kill to show devoutness.

I do feel sad for those civilians who lost their lives under the fire of the Gaza bombing,
but, i wonder if some radical, insane religious freaks in their country are the ones
who are responsible for bringing this upon themselves by provoking others
in the first place.

WTF?!

I was thoroughly baffled and speechless when i received this email. I mean, WTF?!
There are more of these, each worse than the others.
My God, how shallow these people are.
Or should i say, STUPID!
腦殘!

Dear Mr. President~

First of all, congratulations, Mr. Barack Obama!

As you may know, the world is in a suck-y situation these days,
and i have faith in you to change them all for the better.

War, famine, economic crisis etc, you may not be able to
solve everything at once, but i, and everyone around the world are
counting on you to make a change.

Yes we can!

Guess What?

I got 70 for my swimming exam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

霸道与无脑 by 欧 阳 文 风

文：欧阳文风牧师

反对同性恋者的所谓反对理由与言论，有时无脑得令人喷饭吐血。

马来西亚吉隆坡有一牧师的太太在教会常和会友说：同性恋不是天生的，是有些人选择做同性恋！

这些人执意同性恋非先天，在于如果同性恋是先天，非我们可能选择的性取向，那社会或教会就不能攻击或反对同性恋，或以为同性恋不道德了。盖我们不可能要求他人为他所不能选择或控制的行为负上道德的责任。这道理在２１世纪的社会，几乎人人都懂，因此为了反对同性恋，就必须一口咬定同性恋不是天生，是一种可以选择的行为。

说这种话的人根本不了解同性恋。在一个普遍对同性恋带有偏见的社会，同性恋有如过街老鼠，谁要「选择」做同性恋吗？我以前还未承认自己是同性恋，在马来西亚的基督教会算是「红人」，每星期至少到两间教会讲道，但自从我走出来以后，马来西亚没有一个教会愿意邀请我讲道，许多之前称兄道弟的教会朋友，一下不见了。有人表面和我打哈哈，背后把我批得一文不值。我为甚么要「选择做同性恋」，换回如此待遇？

如果同性恋都是自愿选择做同性恋，为甚么还有那么多同性恋要隐瞒自己是同性恋？为甚么有那么多同性恋自欺欺人，甚至躲进异性恋的婚姻里？选择做同性恋到底有什么好处? 这些问题，是那些有脑不用的人不会去想不想去问的。

反对同性恋的人另一「证明」同性恋非天生的理由是：科学家找不到同性恋基因！

如果因为科学家找不到同性恋基因，就可证明同性恋非天生，那他也应反对异性恋，因为至今科学家也没有发现异性恋基因。但许多反对同性恋的人却坚持异性恋是天生，因为如此一来，他们可以发展出由于异性恋是天生，所以自然，因此正常，而同性恋违反人的天性与自然倾向，所以不自然与不正常！这就是他们的逻辑，但可怜自相矛盾。

他们对同性恋说「你们都不是同性恋，都是自己选择要做同性恋的」。 这种言论其实是彻头彻尾的霸道，就有如我明明喜欢吃饭，有人却对我大呼小叫「你喜欢吃面包，你不喜欢吃饭！」。他们以为自己是谁，我肚里的蛔虫？

我是谁我自己不知道，竟然要他来指挥，告诉我我是谁？

马来西亚有一位基督徒律师更糟糕，他说同性恋是错误的，因为在同性恋的性行为中，只有一方爽，另一方不爽！这真是够绝。坦白说，我第一次听到这种白痴言论，真的是一时吓得目瞪口呆，实在很难相信世上有人如此之蠢，而且还是律师！

别的不说，单问这问题就好：你怎么知道同性恋性行为，只有一方爽，一方不爽？你做过吗？就算你做过，你不爽，结果就可结论所有的同性恋性行为都是一方爽一方不爽吗？他凭甚么以自己的不爽来论断所有的同性恋性行为，其中一方都不爽？

律师不可能如此愚蠢，因此这不是霸道又是甚么？！

一个人迷信宗教起来，甚么话都说得出，甚么事都做得出，难怪有宗教信徒把自杀式的杀人行为当圣战。

过去没有多少同性恋敢站出来走出来，结果社会上反对同性恋的人可以霸道得甚么话都说得出口，反正说错了也没有同性恋敢站出来纠正。结果胆大生毛，无耻的话可以说了又说，无知的言论一代传一代。

但现在时代不同了，许多同性恋拒绝沉默，许多同性恋不怕你知道他是同性恋，我们站出来与人辩论，我们以生命见证自己不是不正常，以事实揭穿谎言，从此叫人认识霸权的野蛮、霸道、粗糙和无脑的一面！

When i received this newsletter, immediately i know i have to post it. Kudos to Mr. Oyoung, for voicing out the painstaking struggles homosexuals have to endured in the society due to the narrow thinking of certain parties. It is unfair and unjust to labeled us as freaks for "choosing" to be gay, for we never made any choice, but it is part of who we are all along.

I'm back!

There's no place like home.
Anyway, on a positive note,
i passed my swimming exam!

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On a slightly negative note,
i'm still worrying over how my overall results would turn out...

Oh, and about the interpreter position for the US/Canada Edu fair thingie,
i GOT THE FRIGGING JOB!!!!!

Swimming Test

Can i just say...OMFG?
My last exam will be in an hour.
Oh God.


Please let me pass!!!

Insomnia

Oh god.
You know that 3:14a.m. rant i typed last night?
Well, guess what, i didn't sleep at all. Man, it's been 25 hours since i crawl out of bed.
Something is seriously wrong with me.

Anyway, exam's over. I'm not sure if it's a period for me to be relief or otherwise,
since i think i tanked almost ALL my papers.
First, novel was a disaster.
Then, Science and Humanities (i mean, wtf does humanities have to do with science to begin with??? Only Tzu Chi can come up with crappy compulsory classes like this.)
And, well, Linguistic was a huge bomb since i couldn't differentiate the difference
between allophones and phonemes, and answer the rest of the questions half minded.
(Mike, are you SURE i have nothing to worry about now?)
French was a disaster, same goes to German.
God, i mixed DREI (3), ZWEI (2), SIEBZIG (70), and SECHZIG (60)!!!!

aRGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pre-exam jitter's ranting at 3:14a.m.

It's 3:14 a.m.
I just finished watching the latest episode of The Suite Life on Deck
and Hannah Montana.

Wait...
wasn't i supposed to be focusing on my...exam?
Uh...Linguistic...remember?
iF yoU SeeK aMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whatever.

Je ne comprend pas francais.
Therefore, um...whatever. I don't really care anymore.

Oh God,
i forgot there's still Deutsch...
Argh....!!!!

Am bombing my ears repetitively with
the new Kelly Clarkson song~My Life Would Suck Without You~
Man, the song's banging!!!

Uh...
ok, back to my studying.

~~~~~~~3 more days~~~~~~~

3 days!
3 days!
3 days!
.
.
.
Oh God, what the heck am i doing,
i still have my Linguistic, French, German test for tomorrow....
Gawd!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I feel like killing myself.

Anyway,
2 more days of exams.......
sigh....
Please Lord,
let me pass my swimming test!!!

New Era College Senate Head Punched!!

OMG!
I was bewildered by this. LOL!
All i can say is...walaueh!

KAJANG: What started out as a happy event turned chaotic at the New Era College convocation.

A man went up to the stage as college senate chairman Dr Yap Sin Tian was giving a speech and punched him in the face in front of 500 people, including students, parents and guests.
Helping hand: Dr Yap being helped to stop his nosebleed after he was punched yesterday.

However, the attacker managed to flee the scene.

Dr Yap, who is Dong Zong (the United Chinese School Committees Association of Malaysia) president, was ushered to a seat with a fractured cheekbone and nose. An ambulance arrived later to send him to the Kajang Specialist Hospital.

College principal Mok Soon Choong took over the podium to continue the speech and calmed the situation.

Witnesses said the attacker wore a shirt used by members of a fund-raising event in the college. The man has been identified as a former college graduate.
Attack sequence: Stills taken by 8TV showing the man punching Dr Yap while he was delivering his speech during the convocation yesterday.

Dong Jiao Zong Education Centre directors, who were seated near the stage, tried to catch him but he managed to escape.

It is unclear if the attack is linked to an ongoing squabble between Dr Yap and the college’s former principal Dr Kua Kia Soong.

Dr Yap had supported Dong Zong when it did not extend Dr Kua’s contract which expired in December.

The Dong Jiao Zong has made a police report on the attack.

College officials said they would conduct their own investigation.

In Penang, MCA vice-president Datuk Liow Tiong Lai expressed regret over the attack.

“It is sad to see such an incident happening in an educational body. Any problem should be settled without the use of violence,” he said.

5 more days only la!

5 more days.
Man~~

My Selected Novel's paper was a disaster.
I think i bomb it.

Aww...hell.

Anyway, i've been sort of into listening Chinese New Year songs
these few days. Hehehe... 2 more weeks and i'm already in full spirit.

Countdown: 6 Days!!

Yes!!! After a tumulus semester of Hell on Earth,
i'd only have to endure six more torturous days till i fly home!
Yes!!!!

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Anyway, i had my plans for my whole month off back home all mapped out!!

Movies: Bride Wars, Confessions of a Shopaholic, Yes Man!
Movie tickets back in Malaysia only cost RM5-10,
instead of the pocket burning NT200++ for cheapo quality pictures and stereo,
not to mention a stinky cinema hall fill with a blend of fried chicken-Milk Tea ala Cigarette Smoke smell. I missed my GSC/Golden Screen Cinema!!!


Food: Anything and everything. I'll raid all the hawkers around BM. Hehehehe... Miss my
every morning fix of Nasi Kandar (delicious briyani rice, a splash of mixed curry, tandoori chicken, stir-fry long beans and a cup of Teh Tarik (Indian bubble milk tea). Oh, not to mention my all time favourite -- CHAR KOEY TEOW!!!

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My Interview yesterday at Taipei went really well,
except for the writing part, which was a disaster.
Due to my suck-y Chinese, i failed to translate the stuff well.
Man, i'd die if it all went poof on my face just because i suck in Chinese.

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Anyway, going home, going home!
Balik Kampung!!!!

But before that...exam.
6 more days of suffer.
6 more days...
6 more....
6....

Aww...man, can't it come faster!?

Hellish Week.

So far, i've been in and out of the friggin cold pool for 6 hours
just so i could complete my 10 hours session in time.

I know saving energy means reducing carbon emission and whatnot,
but, torturing your students by forcing them to plunge into a freezing pool
when the temperature on land alone is 12 degrees? Inhuman.

On the plus side, i can feel myself toning up.....hehehehe...

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Finally, the news casting project me and a couple others signed on was over. Yay!
But...well, none would budge to help me with the technical stuff. Curse them!!!!!!!!
As if i don't have to study myself.

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Linguistic!! Argh!!!!
Novel!!! Argh!!!!
German!!! Argh!!!!
French!!!! Argh!!!!!!!!!!!

Guess you know what that means. Finals!
Kill me.

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One week till i go home, and yet, i have no choice but to head up to Taipei, again.
This time for an interview for a position as an interpreter for the upcoming
Taiwan-American/Canadian Higher Education Fair in the Taipei World Trade Center on March.
If it weren't for the fact that it's a once in a lifetime opportunity, i wouldn't even have think of going due to my hectic schedule.

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8 days till home!
Yay!!
Balik Kampung!!!

New Year Resolution

Steer away from trouble.
If people want to talk (or type), let them.
No point arguing because they are ALWAYS right,
and you will ALWAYS be the guilty party.
It's only one more semester,
after this, well, CIAO and ADIEU to the MFSOB club.

Hit the gym more often.
Learn how to swim, and breathe.
Oh, maybe try to shake away the love handles grown out of stress.

Get my LGBT Student Alliance up and running.

Study till my brain blow up.

Save money...well, this has got to be the hardest one.
Heck, i got my eyes on a Gucci wrist watch.
Maybe it's worth staying away from all the deep fried stuff.

Be a good leader to the department's student alliance.






That's all i guess.

~奧妙的中文歌曲名稱~

奧妙的中文歌曲名稱

1. 愛
王心凌《愛你》，
S.H.E《我愛你》，
Beyond《真的愛你》，
李宗盛《我是真的愛你》，
言承旭《我是真的真的很愛你》。

點評：愛你有這麼複雜嗎??
題外話：海角七號經典歌曲：愛你愛到不怕死，已經有正式mv了：)

2. 真假
王菲《如果你是假的》，
鄧麗 君《假如我是真的》，
蕭正楠《假如我是假的》，
孟庭葦《真的還是假的》

點評：真做假時假亦真

3. 誰
成龍《我是誰》，
蟑螂《忘了我是誰》，
蔡依林《你是誰》，
許志安《忘了你是誰》。

點評：你們都需要吃點補腦的藥了！不然多打點麻將，據說可防老年痴呆。

4.
蕭亞軒《一輩子做你的女孩》，
龍梅子《下輩子做你的女人》。

點評：不錯，成熟了！

5.
朴樹《我愛你 再見》，
丁薇《再見 我愛你》

點評：不送，慢走。

6.
蘇永康《男人不該讓女人流淚》，
陳小春《女人不該讓男人太累》。

點評：多麼體貼的小夫妻啊！

7.害怕
姜育恆《愛我你怕了嗎》，
孫燕姿《害怕》，
王力宏《 不要害怕》，
潘瑋柏《我不怕》，
趙薇《不怕》，
郭美美《不怕不怕啦》，
鄭伊健《怕什麼，什麼也不怕》。

點評：真是人多膽子大！

8. 故事
董文華《春天的故事》，
楊千樺《夏天的故事》，
陳艾玲《秋天的故事》，
馬天宇《冬天的故事》。

點評：真是天天故事會啊，
些人大概都是從"小城"來的，
因為"小城故事多"嘛!!

Happy New Year

Happy New Year Ya'll!!