Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Britney Spears Not That Messed Up


Troubled pop diva Britney Spears shocked her critics by delivering a stunning guest performance on the CBS TV series How I Met Your Mother, which aired Monday night.

According to reviews, Ms. Spears played her role with commitment, focus, and a true sense of purpose—much the same way she applies herself to self-destructive partying and tediously predictable crotch shots.

"I wanted to prove I could still get the job done," an enthusiastic and remarkably coherent Spears told reporters Tuesday. "It was important for me to reveal my deeply private inner self through the medium of acting, in much the same way I let paparazzi see my cooter."

Members of the popular television show's cast and crew reacted favorably to the unpredictable and bouncy siren's comeback.

"Britney's a delight to work with," said series regular Neil Patrick Harris, "and extremely underrated in terms of her dedication to the acting craft. She never fell down or vomited on the set, not even once."

It was a thrilling comeback for the former Mouseketeer, following her high-profile arrests, hospitalizations, child-custody battles, divorce from Kevin Federline, and general skankiness.

A previous attempt at regaining her credibility ended badly last September when Ms. Spears appeared live at the MTV Video Music Awards. The audience failed to appreciate her carefully constructed and emotionally complex impersonation of a listless, chemical-abusing, out-of-shape, sleepwalking, Los Angeles strip club dancer.


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