Horrible Letter in Broken English

Deer Ah Lian,

Thanks you for your ladder. Wrong time no see you. How everything?

For me, I am quiet find. You say in your letter your taukeh soh want you to chain your look? Somemore you must wear kick-kok soo, hope you can wok properly. You know, Ah Kau Kia now working in a soft-where company. Last week, he take I, Muthu & few of his flen to MayNonut to eat barger. After that he take we all go to kalah-ok. Muthu sing and sing no stop until the sky bright.

Next week, my fada mada going to sellerbread 20 years annie-wear-sari. My fada mada going to give a fist to all the kampong people. So you must come with your hole family, ok?

My woking flen say my england now got batter oredy. What you ting?

I hope one day we no need to light to itch other and send ladder. Better I e-meow you, you e-meow me. I will ketchup with you soon.

And when you got time, please few free to call me. Goo bye.....

Worm regard,

Ah Beng


I came across this piece of hilarious letter through Wat'z in My Brain
Really funny. This is something only Malaysian could come up with.
LOL!!