Why i pick Taiwan to study English?

Good questions!
Darn it, i lost count on how many times
i explain this to those who were inform i went to Taiwan to
study English. Yes, i was offered FULL SCHOLARSHIP by a couple of
universities around the world (literally!!!), and that includes Princeton.

Princeton, aww...he's bluffing.
But yeah, i reject the offer and choose Tzu Chi University.
Why? Look up Tzu Chi yourself. Just google it.

That's all i'm gonna say.
And don't give me the "were you out of your mind or what?!" look.
I've had enough of it as it is.

And to clear things up,
no, they don't use Chinese to teach English,
in fact, there's two Caucasian, one black, and a couple Chinese lecturer who
doesn't utter a word in Chinese.