Malaysian National Excuse

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS: Ajinomoto

NATIONAL INSTANT FOOD: Maggie Mee

NATIONAL BREAKFAST: Nasi Lemak

NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:Traffic Jam

NATIONAL APHRODISTIAC DRINK: Stout.Many Malaysian men swear by it.But then after a few pints,they start swearing at everything...

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (MEN) :Food Poisoning.

NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN): Menstrual Pain.

NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX : Headache,kids not asleep,maid not asleep,mother-in-law around,food not digested yet,aircond not cold enough,forgot to take the pill,sleepy,stomachcramps,period,depress,no mood,ect...

NATIONAL EXCUSE GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX: None.Malaysian men never refuse sex.

NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES :Panadol.The "cure for all".If it fails we have another secret weapon " TigerBalm".

NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP : Anywhere.As long as it is not your house.

NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUCED NAME : Carrefour.Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4!

NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION：Pineapple

Credit goes to JepunLauEe.
Haha... Hope she won't mind i post this on my blog.
Thanks LauEe!